18 years.
"Happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time.."
i ii iii iv v vi


who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it


it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

(Source: blastortoise-chan)


did you all fucking haters forgot that zach and frankie were ok after zach was fucking evicted…

did you forget his interview with julie? where he said it was a great friendship,no hard feelings, frankie is great person, he is the funniest smartest person he met in his life???

i know you hate frankie but i don’t know where you get idea that zach hates him too and doesn’t want to be friends with him


If we get a jury segment tonight

And we get a good Zankie reunion

I may faint.

“Stay single until someone actually compliments your life in a way that makes it better not to be single. If not, it’s not worth it.”


Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

Frankie: So Zach, the camera's aren't around....
Zach: But bro, look at how many ants are on that fucking trashcan
Frankie: What trashcan? There's no trashcan here


Jeff: Zankie for Amazing Race?




Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?

2 years old kid: *runs*
family: looks like he's going to be an athlete


it just hit me that no what happens now, derrick will have went all season, even with 4 nominees each week for over half the game, NEVER being nominated